We all know who this is between right ?
1: Who spends almost all their money on the other?
I think that is pretty even, however Baal is the one who is loaded.
2: Who sleeps in the other’s lap?
Buffy sleeps in Baal's lap.
3: Who walks around the house half-naked and who yells at them to put on some clothes?
They make an effort to stay civil in front of their child.
4: Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway?
I think this is pretty 50/50.
5: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies?
Baal doesn't really like food, so he would probably be happy about Buffy burning the meal.
6: Which one reads OTP prompts and says “Oh that’s us!” and which one goes “Eh, not really”?
Buffy goes "Oh that's us!" and Baal goes "Eh, not really".
7: Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes?
Buffy always loves stealing Baal's clothes, especially t-shirts and sweaters.
8: Which one spends all day running errands and which one says “You remembered [thing], right?”
Baal is most likely to be running errands, and Buffy to remind him of things. However it could also be the other way around, depending on the situation.
9: Which one drives the car and which one gives them directions?
Baal drives, Buffy gives directions and manages the radio.
10: Which one does the posing while the other one draws?
Let's be honest, if they start posing, it's going to turn in to a full on vogue battle.
11: If they were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips?
Both will be a little bit of both types, however Buffy would make sure to bring snacks.
12: Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking?
Buffy is more likely to get drunk, but she would not drink irresponsibly. Baal would however have to carry her home, as her feet will be killed from wearing heels.
13: Which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts?
Buffy is more likely to surprise him with small random gifts, Baal would be more calculated in his gift buying.
14: Which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last name instead of their own?
This doesn't happen often, but if she is ever called mrs. Fayre, Baal is sure to rebuke them.
15: Which one screams about the spider and which one brings the spider outside?
I don't think either of them have a particular fear for spiders, both seem pretty openminded.
16: Which one gives the other their jacket?
Baal gives Buffy his jacket.
17: Who keeps getting threatened by the other’s overprotective older sibling?
Does overprotective aunts count? *thinking emoji*
18: Who’s the first one to admit they have feelings for the other?
Buffy was the first to act on her feelings. Baal was the first to say it out loud.
19: How good would your OTP be at parenting?
They have Nessa, but I don't know how well they are doing, as she mostly just figures things out herself. However Buffy would claim Baal is the most amazing father in the world.
20: Which one types with perfect grammar and which one types using numbers as letters?
Baal is very articulate, so he would do the perfect grammar, Buffy would probably write a few messages with numbers as letters, just to confuse him.
21: Who gets attacked by a bully and who protects them?
Could be very 50/50.
22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun?
Buffy makes the bad puns, 100p.
23: Who comes home from work to see that the other one bought a puppy?
They don't need one, they got Spot.
24: Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they’re tired?
Buffy gets the piggyback ride.
25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which one does the overzealous cheering?
Baal would be competing, Buffy would stand on the sideline yelling and cheering.
26: Who takes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder?
Buffy would take the selfie - Does Baal even know what a selfie is?
27: Which one would give the other a makeover if they asked?
They pretty much rely on each other when shopping, both would argue that none of them needs makeovers.
28: Which one owns a pet that the other is absolutely terrified of?
Does summons count? *thinking emoji*
29: Which one holds the umbrella over both of them when it rains?
Baal would hold the umbrella as he is quite taller.
30: If your OTP went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures?
They would probably go somewhere where they could just be themselves. Buffy would like hot weather and a beach, Baal would be happy if it was a private beach. Buffy would totally take all the pictures.