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Maverick
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| Emne: Patrons incorrect quotes Man Dec 02, 2019 11:21 pm | |
| Just because I felt like it <3
Tidus: Finish fucking it the fuck up! Maui: Language please Tidus: Suck a cock!
Tidus: I hope you two have an explanation for this Averett: Actually we have three Spencer: Pick one
Averett: Fuck, Marry, Kill, - Me, Spencer and Jenny. Tidus: Fuck you, Marry Spencer, kill Tivo. Bienvenido (Tivo): I was even on the option, what the fuck?
Spencer: Have a good day! Cassandra: Don´t tell me what to do!
Maui: Describe yourself in one word. Averett: Indescriable
Tidus: It´s over. We won. * behind Tidus the enemy is slowly standing back up * Spencer: *stares* Averett:*stares* Cassandra:*slowly starts to point* Tidus: No.We won. I´m not turning around and looking at it. We won.
Averett: Sup Spencer, I heard there´s a new art exhibition in town. Spencer: Oh? where? Averett: In my room. You can stare at me.
Cassandra: Were you dropped on the head as a kid? Bienvenido: Bold of you to assume I was held.
Maui: Pass the salt Tidus: *throws Cassandra across the table*
*something blows up* Bienvenido: what did you do? Tidus: Ma best
Cassandra: I think I found a way to make money Spencer: You´d make a decent stripper Cassandra: I´d make an amazing stripper, but that´s not what I´m talking about
Stranger: Excuse me, who´s in charge here? Tidus: Usually the one who yells loudest
Cassandra: We´re so insync that we finish each others... Bienvenido: Sentences Cassandra: Don´t interrupt me! |
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| Emne: Sv: Patrons incorrect quotes Tirs Dec 03, 2019 12:21 am | |
| Bienvenido(Tivo): If you took a shot every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be? Cassandra: Maybe a bit tipsy? Tidus: Drunk. Averett: Wasted. Spencer: Dead
Averett: Did you eat my powdered donuts? Spencer: *mouth full of donuts* no Averett: Then what's that white powder on your jeans? Spencer: It's cocaine.
Spencer: Say yes to drugs. Cassandra: Say no to drugs. Jenny: It doesn't matter what you tell drugs. Jenny: Because if you're talking to drugs, you're doing drugs.
Jenny: Are you a cuddler? Maui: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUC - yeah I'm a cuddler.
Bienvenido: How do you politely tell somone you want to hit them with a brick? Cassandra: One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls. Repeatedly. Bienvenido: That's the most beautiful thing I have ever heard.
Tidus: Where did Cass go? Jenny: It is raining outside, sir. Maybe she melted. (Wizard of Oz reference xD)
Spencer: Punch me in the face. Maui: Punch you? Spencer: Yes, punch me in the face. didn’t you hear me? Maui: I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.
Tidus: You remind me of the ocean. Cassandra: Why the ocean? Tidus: Because you’re salty and you scare people.
Tidus: Are you high? Spencer: What? Tidus: High. Spencer: Hello.
Bienvenido: *spins Cassandra around and dips her* Hey there pretty darlin’. Cassandra: Holy fuck, I like him. Bienvenido: I’ll take that as my flirting works then. Cassandra: Just kiss me, you idiot. Bienvenido: *kisses Cassandra and goes off balance so they both fall* Bienvenido: Well, I guess you can say we fell for each other? Cassandra: God help me, I’m in love with this chaotic bastard.
Spencer: At times like this I wish I had listened to Tidus more. Averett: Why? What did he say? Spencer: I don’t know. I never listened to him.
Maui: “Ooh, look at me! I’m Averett and I fold my clothes before putting them away!” I bet you chew your food before you swallow it too. Averett: Well, yeah. Maui: Pathetic.
Spencer: This is probably the dumbest idea we’ve ever had. Averett: So, are you in? Spencer: Yes, of course. |
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| Emne: Sv: Patrons incorrect quotes Lør Dec 14, 2019 3:42 pm | |
| Tivo: what word starts with M and ends on arriage? Cass: Miscarriage. Tivo: I’m trying to propose and you just ruined it! Collin: Just like she ruined her chance of become a mother. Spencer: Ouch…
Tidus: How many people do we need to paint the complete headquarters? Cass: Depends on how hard you’ll throw them. Tidus: … Wait, what? Cass!
Collin: Why can’t orphans play baseball? Cass: … Don’t. You. Dare…! Collin: ‘Cause they don’t know where home is! Cass: Ugh, you inconsiderate little dingus with an emotional range of a teaspoon!
Tivo: There’s 20 letters in the alphabet, right? Cass: No. 26. Tivo: Oh! I must have forgotten U R A Q T then! Cass: You’re still missing one, darling. Tivo: I’ll give you the D later!
Tidus: Cass, please, I need to tell you something! You can’t tell anyone this… Cass: Shoot. Tidus: Okay, so I was listening to music in the lounge, and I suddenly needed to pass some gas… Cass: … Okay? Tidus: The music was really loud, so I did it. Cass: And? Tidus: I realized I was listening to music on Spotify. With my headset on. Cass: *falls off her chair, laughing*
(text) Tivo: Hey honey, are you ready for tonight? Collin: *texting from Cassandra’s phone* Hey Bienvenido. It’s Cassandra’s older brother. Do you love my sister? Tivo: Yes, of course. Collin: Would you take a bullet for her? Tivo: Yes!... Collin: Lovely! Meet at her house, in the herb-garden in 10 minutes.
(on the phone) Tivo: Honey, I’m pregnant! (on the phone with Cass in the middle of the night) Cass: Honey, are you drunk? Tivo: Yeah, why? Cass: ‘cause you’re a man? (Tivo hangs up)
Tidus: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk! Cass: Seriously!? When Bienvenido called and I had put him on speaker, you dropped to your knees and screamed ‘’THE LORD HAS SPOKEN!’’ Tidus: So….?
Tivo: I think I want her back… Spencer: Did she get a haircut while you guys were on a break? Tivo: yeah…? Spencer: You’re out of luck.
(texting) Cass: The test is positive! We’re pregnant! Tivo: WTF!!!!!! Cass: Well, I’m glad to see that you’ve changed your mind on the whole baby-thing then… Tivo: … What? Cass: Honey… What do you think WTF means? Tivo: Well that’s fantastic?! Cass: Thank God!... Tivo: Wait… What does it stand for!? Cass: Never mind, love… Never mind.
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